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Florence Anna Rhodes 

The most beautiful girl in the world. she has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen, and her hair is just the perfect combination of wavy and straight. she is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. very intelligent and will pick the best guy she can find. somewhat insecure, but everyone compliments her anyway. she is loved by everyone she meets. the most amazing and perfect person in the world.
ME: DUDE YOUR DATING FLORENCE ANNA RHODES????!!!!!
HIM: YA!!!
ME: WOAH!!!!!
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Florence+The Machine 

The ACTUAL name of the band others often call "Florence AND the Machine"
Mike: Hey, did you see Florence and the Machine last night?
Marley: No, I did not see Florence AND the Machine last night. I did, however, see Florence+The Machine.

Florence, Alabama 

Also known as "Flotown".

Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.

There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.

Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.

Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."

"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
Florence, Alabama by deerrrrrr December 30, 2009

The Florence 

The Florence is when you eat out a girl's asshole.
Dude, I can't believe you gave her the Florence. Did it taste like shit?
The Florence by Jill1233 February 5, 2009

Florencia 13 

Its a Mexican gang in LA started in a place called Florencia. Roughly 2,000 members mostly in Souther Cali and Arizona/New Mexico

The 13 stands for the letter "M" which means they are an affiliate of the mexican mafia - as M is the 13th letter in the alphabet

They also go by F13 for short and normally mark there territory by graffiti with arrows and F13. it can be observed when in the Florencia are of Cali at the back of Liquor stores and street corner walls

Recently, as of 2007, they have been in the news for killing random black people (innocent) as they did not know if they had gang affiliations. It has created alot of racial tension - particularyly in the prison population as seen in 2007's black/mexican prison riots.

Hope peace and understanding come soon.
Homy #1 - Ay holmes, Florencia 13 for life.

Newsguy - Three Florencia 13 gang Members were arrested today in los angelos
Florencia 13 by DaT bOi EsCo January 11, 2008

Dirty Florence 

A dirty Florence is a bitch that will suck any one off and sends nudes to about 70 or over people if you are a dirty Florence then just calm it or get a life
I walked in the street and got sucked off bully a dirty Florence

Filthy Florence 

This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.