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five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
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five star funny 

When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.
Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!
five star funny by dzjenna September 25, 2009

Five star moment 

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
Five star moment by ?uestion July 2, 2011

Five Star Bitch 

When a girl cleans , cooks , does whatever you want her to do , & knows how to treat a nigga right , a girl that is successful , a girl that is sexy , & has that "fire pussy"
Five Star Bitch by BABYYGURl ! September 20, 2009

Five Star Bitch 

Term for a female that contains certain traits that make her very desirable. She gots money, she do everything her nigga want, and she fine as hell. This term is meant to replace the word dime to describe a female.
"Ay that's a five star bitch!"

"Nicki Minaj is a Five Star Bitch."
Five Star Bitch by JML18 October 22, 2009

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up 

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

Five Star Creations 

The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.
“Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat