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bootleg fireworks

A whole new way of praying.
oh SHIT OH GAWD JESUS JESUS JESUS LORD JE ZUS JESUS OHHHH JESUS CHRIST OHH OHHHHHH JESUS JESUS OHHH LAWD 'REEKRIS' LAWD JESUS IT GOIN DOWN AWWW MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
bootleg fireworks by Wonka9090 October 10, 2011

Mexican Fireworks 

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)
Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww
Mexican Fireworks by Shaggo July 30, 2010

Worms and Fireworks 

Expresses the indifference between two actions or things with an insignificant outcome. It is often used by computer science students when asked which algorithm to implement or people identifying as Shakespeare's offspring.
Ben Dover: Yo dude, which algorithm should I use to sort this list?
Big Mike: It's Worms and Fireworks, man!

white fireworks 

1) n. a term used to describe an extremely fast ejaculation into an incredibly smooth vagina

2) n. lame colorless beacons of light seen on various holidays, notably the Fourth of the July
When his Wangliness saw Lauren after a month, he needed only two seconds to light his own myriad white fireworks.

pelvic fireworks 

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
pelvic fireworks by YAWA June 22, 2019

redneck fireworks 

Homemade pyrotechnics. May involve the use of fuel, lighter fluid, welding gasses, household cleaners, or black powder intended for use in muzzle-loading firearms. Generally lit with cigarette lighters, matches, lit cigars or cigarettes, or -- in rare cases -- electrically lighted with the use of either a car battery or household current. Dangerous as hell.

One of the more common forms of redneck firearms is the use of reactive metals in a 20-ounce soda bottle, known as an acid bomb, dry-ice bomb, or Drano bomb. Another is the trapping of a gas, such as butane or acetylene in a pipe or a series of beer cans with the tops and bottoms cut out, held together with duct tape, which when lighted makes a loud noise and can be used to hurl projectiles, such as tennis balls, potatoes, or garbage, into the neighbors' yards. See also potato gun or dorm cannon.
Look out! Bubba is going to fire off another one of them redneck fireworks!
redneck fireworks by ElOjo August 22, 2007