Skip to main content

fidel castro 

the guy i claim to love at the top of my lungs everytime one of these gwalla gwallas tries to get fly with me here in miami, may he live forever just to piss off the trash he dumped on miami
"long live fidel castro"(most cubans will hear that and turn more colors than a bag of skittles,the older ones may go into cardiac arrest)
fidel castro by castrosbestfriend October 6, 2008

Fidel Castro 

The world's best wrestler! He defeated Batista, fought off hundreds of one-on-one challengers (assassinations) and has ruled the American league for 40 years!

Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!
Fidel Castro- ironically, his name means 'I castrate' in Spanish!
Fidel Castro by Liakias April 4, 2009

Fidel Castro 

What the actual fuck is the top definition, why is everything on this shitty website so oversexualized.
Everyone downvote that weird sexual definition of Fidel Castro! Regardless of if you like or hate Fidel Castro I think we can all agree to downvote that dumb sexual definition.
Fidel Castro by I eat poop 69 June 24, 2022

Fidel Castro 

When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.
I tell you, she TOTALLY did the Fidel Castro. That cigar smelled like fuckn' tuna and vodka!
Fidel Castro by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich 

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

Fidel Castro Jr. 

Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!
Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!
Fidel Castro Jr. by Wise White Man February 17, 2022