Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

dis-feng shui-tional 

Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.

When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.

You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!

dis-feng shui-tional by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009

Ghetto feng shui

Leaving an object where you last used/had it.

I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.

Ghetto feng shui by Bitch9 August 25, 2014

Three way feng shui 

When having a threesome it's the position of the three bodies in relationship with each other...could define what kind of activity will be taking place.

Elle didn't like the particular three way feng shui that had begun to happen...she decided to take advantage of Taylor when Gretchen decided to come up for air.

Three way feng shui by Ellelo420 June 10, 2014

Feng-shuixed 

fixing the feng-shui of your surrounding environment by rearranging things around you to be more comfortable

I had to rearrange my room so the environment would be feng-shuixed

Feng-shuixed by taurtaur121 September 6, 2015

fengshuinal

analfengshui
When someone carries their need for structure and harmony to the extreme, thereby becoming "anal" about it.

pronunciation: fung shwaynal

Jenn: "Don't tell me Susie is coming to lunch, or I'll have to pass. She actually tried to reorganize my house, my sex life, and my refrigerator on her last phone call!"

Olivia: "Yeah- you're right. She redefines fengshuinal!"

fengshuinal by OliviaWilder October 31, 2008