fartiness 

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

fartiness by mobri December 22, 2009

dildo faggins 

the name used to describe a young Will Ferrell

"Dude, when you wear those shoes your such a dildo faggins "

dildo faggins by amelara69 January 23, 2017

faggotess 

An extremely obvious and flamboyant gay; a queer who touches people to bring pleasure to himself

You are a butt plugging faggotess!

faggotess by Chris October 26, 2003

Dildo Faggins 

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

Dildo Faggins by Allahan October 19, 2010

Dildo Faggins 

A little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit porn and games

Dildo met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool HF warriors

Dildo Faggins by Anonymous December 26, 2002

Factiness 

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

Factiness by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

fagness 

A word used to describe how gay a person is.

Look at all that fagness.

fagness by Permit #791 April 4, 2004