ETS

Embarrassment to society

Situation:
You get kidnapped and you manage to get your hands on a phone and you call 999

Police: Hello, what’s the problem

Kidnapapee: I got kidnapped, I’m 12 years old, I’m scared

Police: ok, well send forces to your location, what’s your fathers phone number?

Kidnapee: I don’t know

Police: This guys ETS😂🤣. How is he about to become a teenager and not even know his parents phone numbers💀💀💀

by Uk-Slang101 April 13, 2024

ets

ETS/ets: Is a slang version for the sentence “ex-talking stage”. Making “ex-talking stage” an abbreviation can help people who are texting about there ETS save more time typing it out.

Sarah: girl guess what
Lia: wsp?
Sarah: my *ets* just called me
Lia: do NOT call back

by Laytia February 18, 2025

ets bots

another name for xbox. some people have trouble with x's, g's, and some other letters.

dude i was just playing ets bots three sitsty, and my bid dit got so hard because i thought about the pit sits that asante samuel had last week! btw...your room is a pidstye. do you raise piddlets in here? you dithead...also, i have sets with girls all the time!

by ManBearPid November 3, 2010

ETS Chubber

Another term for commonly used phrases found in horrible romance novels regarding a man's (insert adjective here) penis, i.e. his quivering member.

Munny was driven by a wild desire to place her right hand on his beautiful ETS chubber... a deep, dark fantasy come true at last.

by Carey Love Munny September 5, 2008

ETS Boys

A band of Asian guys who are rockstars at taking standardized tests

Did you hear, Chang Long Wang of the ETS Boys just got another perfect score on the GMAT and the GRE both in the same week!

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

ETS Chubber

Another term for commonly used phrases found in horrible romance novels regarding a man's (insert adjective here) penis, i.e. his quivering member.

Munny was driven by a wild desire to place her right hand on the ETS chubber in front of her... a deep, dark fantasy come true at last.

by Carrot Love Munny September 4, 2008

Ets on Dababy

“Ets on Dababy” is agreeing with someone or something

True says, “I can’t wait till these report cards come out” and Eric replies , “ets on Dababy”

by melanin_.queen February 8, 2020