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Biscuit ersed 

Scottish slang term meaning uncomfortable. Used all over the country but mostly heard on the east coast (in, for example, Edinburgh)
Think how uncomfortable you would feel and look if you were sitting on a chair after someone had put biscuit crumbs in your underpants. Thats where the term comes (or crumbs?) from.

I have shamed myself with that pun and i apologise unreservedly to my family, my friends and my future children who will now have to live with the shame, the ridicule, my thoughtless punning has wrought upon (a pun?) them. Oh no. No, not again. Please lord, HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
After his inappropriate pun regarding pregnant nuns ("those currant buns, or pregnant nuns as i like to call them, are yummily tasty") while at a Catholic Nun Fan Club gathering, seamus looked biscuit ersed under the shocked, utterly horrified, stares of the devoted nun fans and vowed to never pun (or nun?) again.
Biscuit ersed by notpunny October 19, 2011
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erkel jerk 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
erkel jerk by billebllunt January 19, 2014
drunkest state you can be with out passing out.
Yo, i got so ermed last weekend, i was crawling around the party, we were hammered.
People were so ermed at the concert friday, they were black out drunk.
i banged this ratchet broad when i was ermed... who has penicillin?
ermed by Goody004 April 24, 2014
eredge is one girl who’s name belongs to nobody else but her. Nobody else in the world had the same name as her. She is funny, stylish, and most of all unique. She’s not like other girls. Period.
Wow, don’t you just want to be eredge sometimes?
eredge by Thatsonperiod128 October 25, 2020
The abysmal pain crisis resulting from the constant stress and the perpetual pressure a student of ERU feels on a daily basis of semester.

The crisis makes the fallen victim consistently confused, unwary of the confines of place and time, his coping mechanisms dysfunctional and his will to live diminished.
-Why does Mahmoud look so dead?

-He got ERUed.
-Oh, that's so sad. I hope he graduates soon.
ERUed by Waldron. April 28, 2021