The Porno Equation 

A method of generating your personal porn name. The formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. A popular college major in southern California.

First pet + current street= The Porno Equation

ex:
Rocky Skyline
Bubba Crosshill
Fluffy Grandview
Voodoo Arkadelphia
Ike Folmer

The Porno Equation by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

literal equations 

(n.) math equations that primarily focus on solving a variable mostly without numbers. It's extremely fucking difficult and irritating. Most of the time, you don't even know what the fuck you're doing and it'll be the reason you fail your first semester of Algebra.

Teacher: "Jimmy, go up to the board and solve one of the literal equations."

Jimmy: "Fuck..."

literal equations by Pooookasad September 30, 2013

Neverending math Equation 

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

Neverending math Equation by obie March 27, 2006

equation boy 

someone who wears a respectable suit but listens to RnB music. he also works a 52 hour day in morrisons.which means that his day is 2 and 3 quarters longer than yours! hes a mathematician you see. he can work stuff out real good!

hohoho.the windspeed is 10000 kmp.
o dear. this pint does not have anough beer in it.
o no....i just spilt mustard on my suit...
o dear. o no.

equation boy by bob dylan May 6, 2005

cougar equation 

a means in which to determine a true cougar. one must take her age, divide by two, add seven.

to be a "true cougar" a forty year-old woman would have to date a male 27 years old (or younger). by doing the cougar equation we take her age (40), divide by two (20, and add seven (27).

cougar equation by awesome laurel April 15, 2008

Calley Equation 

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

Calley Equation by lilurb July 8, 2009

Nadair Equation

An equation used in Qualculus to express an idea of how to process and represent data.

This Nadair equation shows how the accounts may be processed for renewal.

Nadair Equation by Robert A. August 12, 2004