Emotional tampon 

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.

'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'

Emotional tampon by Barlan March 29, 2019

Emotional Trashcan

A person who everyone tells their problems to.

Person 1: Why does everyone come to you for their problems?

Person 2: I don't know, I guess I'm just comforting.

Person 1: You're like an emotional trashcan. Everyone throws their problems away in you, and walk away feeling better about themselves.

Emotional Trashcan by HappySanta December 10, 2010

Emotional orgasm 

The euphoric rush felt when experiencing an intense emotional moment associated with overwhelming love or longing. The feeling is strikingly similar to a physical orgasm.

After she told me she wanted me and only me for the rest of her life I had an emotional orgasm.

Emotional orgasm by MY GIFT December 9, 2009

emotional rape kitchen 

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

emotional rape kitchen by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

emotional cutting 

The practice of purposely seeking out things that you know will only hurt you, such as your ex's facebook page. Often used as a painful and unfortunately effective procrastination technique.

I have a huge paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading all the sweet nothings my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend writes on his wall. I need to stop emotional cutting.

emotional cutting by elmo14567 March 16, 2010

Emotional Wreck

The state of mind or conscience where all of your emotions are tangled into one big ball of mess. Usually occurring after the death of a loved one, a messy break up, loss of some thing with sentimental value, or even after a really, really shit day. Usual symptoms include feeling confused, with tangled ideas about who to be angry/sad at. Oh, and feeling the compulsion to write an urban dictionary definition of it.

Yeah, I've just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying my eyes out over him/her. I pretty much qualify as an emotional wreck...

Emotional Wreck by Talking Hex October 21, 2010

emotional gangster 

is when you thug out every emotional situation . if somebody ask you about your problems , you don’t tell them because it’s going to get fixed either way , good or bad . you only let at least 1 person know what’s going on in the inside , but not the whole world . you remain thurl , and solid no matter what happens .

i’m a emotional gangster , i cry about it but ima thug it out soon .

emotional gangster by Shamiyaa July 24, 2019