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dissadulation 

term used by "Jim" from the "Office" that has severe repercussions
If you keep this up you'll get a dissadulation.

Dissertation Brain 

When you spend a very long time at the computer, working on your dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually cured by alcohol.
I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been sat here for 5 hours, have achieved nothing. It's due in in 48 hours :S

Deep Dished

Cervix pounding sex between and male and female that leave the female extremely sore. To be Deep Dished, the male must have an extremely large, girthy cock to penetrate deeply and pound her innards to hit the Cervix and regions that have never been pounded before.
Carla was out of town on business and met a fellow traveler at the hotel bar. Carla invited him back to her room whereby she later discovered she had hit the jackpot. Her well hung pick up was so big he left her Deep Dished. Her cervix was sore and she could barely stand up during the sales presentation at the office the next morning.

dissertation 

An idea that was spawned from the evil nasty dissertation monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money
I have a 15000 word dissertation to hand in, in less than 72 hours Argh !
dissertation by DirkDiggler April 5, 2003

Disserdating 

When you devote so much time to your dissertation (or related projects and research and efforts to put off writing) that you are no longer interested in romantic relationships/sex.
Guy 1: "Hey, I wonder if I should ask that hottie out?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"
Disserdating by lawilamoto October 15, 2009

Dissemble 

To give a false or misleading appearance to; conceal the truth or the real nature of:
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.

*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
Dissemble in a Sentence;

Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.
Dissemble by MissDaisy May 13, 2017