Nipple Dick 

A small penis; a penis that is as small lengthwise, as a nipple.

Poor guy, his dick is as small as a nipple. How could he ever please a woman, with that small thing. What a nipple dick.

Nipple Dick by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

nipple dick 

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.

shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.

nipple dick by alex ~ September 21, 2006

Nipple Dick 

Saying the size of a man's penis is the size of a woman's erect nipple nippies. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"He said he was inside me, but I couldn't feel him. He must've had a nipple dick."

Nipple Dick by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

nipple dick 

nipple shaped dick stuk up one's head :P

shaap nipple dick

nipple dick by spikey_696 October 14, 2009

nipple dick 

1)a person acting like an ass, usually a male
2)a poorly endowed man

Did you see that nipple dick take my parking space?!

nipple dick by vicaxp February 23, 2009

dicknipple 

a nipple long enough to be a penis. Or simply a strange, nonexistant, birth defect.

Charles: My god, I've got dicknipples.
Peter: Might I suckle from yon teat?
Charles: Please.

dicknipple by Peter Charleston March 29, 2005

dicknipples 

nipples that seem to have a head much like that of a circumsized penis.

Yeah, Michelle's got those huge tits, but I heard she's got the dicknipples.

dicknipples by kid_a January 20, 2009