Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021

Diary of a wimpy kid Double Down

a really dope book

have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down

by SpedXdriver April 26, 2022

diary of dreams

a fucking awsome german gothic rock band who most of their songs are in english

diary of dreams one of 18 angels

by the torn prince March 26, 2004

Diary of a wimpy kid

The book that has the right amount of movies and has way more books than it should

Zack: hey remember diary of a wimpy kid
Justin: yeah it’s weird that it’s still going on even though it was a book that was made in 2007
Zack: yeah you’re right I think 15 books is enough

by Theoddone009 November 28, 2021

Diary Spelling

Spelling a word wrong, then publishing it in some way where many people can view it.

Comes from Tyler Perry's DVD play of 'Diary of a mad black woman', Where Madea's name was misspelled 'Medea'.

Man 1: Hey, dude, check out this idiot's blog.
Blog: Taht moran wus so dum i wantd to kil him
Man 2: That guy must be diary spelling.
Man 1: ...... or he could just be retarded.

by MisterIssues June 28, 2009

Diary of a bad man

These are four words used on YouTube video titles and comments that can instantly ignite a flame war.

Person 1: Diary of a bad man
Religious person: OMFG bad sinful shit evil hell burn rararara
Non-hater: I fukin luv u !!!<3<3<3

by Zurgi October 1, 2012

diary of a madman

probably the best metal album in this world and any others. featuring the songs:

over the mountain
flying high again
you cant kill rock and roll
believer
little dolls
tonight
S.A.T.O.
and of course, DIARY OF A MAD MAN (wich is the best fucking song in the world next to hallowed be thy name by iron maiden. seriously i cant express how awesome this song is. and it has the best lyrics of any song ever written. the sheer genius of this song cant be compared to anything in existence.) any ways this is the best albim ever by ozzy . it is universally recognized as an icon of heavy metal. and anyone who disagrees can suck my balls.

if you font like diary of a madman then you can come suck my balls and die a slow and painful death.

by Xx_charlitos_xX March 3, 2011