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Dirty Deutsch 

Dirty Deutsch is a card game for learning how to swear in German.
I played Dirty Deutsch last night, and I was all like, "Geh zum Teufel, du beschissene Kuh!"

House of Deutsch 

adj. A Presidential line within the Queen Margaret Union, Glasgow, that began in 2003 when Mr A. Deutsch took office. Subsequent Presidents noted as part of the House of Deutsch include Mr J. McHale (2005) and Mr G. Brady (2007). Continuation of the House is still possible, as vestiges of the Deutsch mentality still exist.

This mentality is characterised by stark opposition to the rival House of Bates, which has yet to achieve Presidential status.
A: Dude, look at the way he acts in Board Meetings - he's totally House of Deutsch
B: Better Deutsch than Bates.
House of Deutsch by Panda-monium September 27, 2008

Dirty Deutsch 

After sticking a penis or a finger in an ass, the person pulls it out and wipes it across his/her partner's upper lip, forming an authentic looking Hitler mustache.
After the Dirty Deutsch, she was longing to visit Germany.
Dirty Deutsch by Anal Sphincter August 13, 2007

Allan Deutsch 

Owner of the worlds largest natural penis. Amazingly skilled at using it, too.
Girl: "dayummm that thing is huge it could kill me"
Allan: "hell no bitch I'm Allan Deutsch so I use this monster like a boss!"
Allan Deutsch by Case of Nova December 22, 2009

don deutsch 

A guy who is just a great big douche the name refering to one of the biggest douches of them all don deutsch
Look at that kid walking with the fat asian girl what a don deutsch!
don deutsch by TD24 April 18, 2008

sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

a sentence used by husarones to tell each other to speak german
"hey do you have-"
"sprich deutsch du hurensohn"