Skip to main content

Skate deprivation 

When you cant Skate for any reason, over a long period of time(rain, grounded, snapped deck, etc.) . Effects of Skate Deprivation are emptiness, extreme boredom, insomnia, running around like a crazy person, and in some cases depression.
Awesome skater guy: "I haven't been able to skate for a month, and I cant sleep at night"

Bad ass skate guru: "You must have Skate deprivation."
Skate deprivation by Scotishdude September 3, 2010

sex deprived 

Having to do with suffering caused by a lack of sexual relations. Including lack of oral, vaginal, and anal sex.
She feels sex deprived when her married lover does not come to Memphis from Nashville to fuck her.

He called her but she didn't answer the phone, that weekend he felt sex deprived.

Going without sex for too long can cause sexual deprivation.

He got blue-balls because she deprived him of sex for too long.
sex deprived by Rendezvous December 16, 2008

deprived 

1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex. 2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.
I'm almost 17 years old and never had a girlfriend or gone any further than hugs. I'm really fucking deprived.
deprived by obie trice June 11, 2003

alba-deprived 

when you constantly miss alba and feel that spending one more day without her might be fatal for you
i havent seen her for a few hours and im already feeling alba-deprived
alba-deprived by flowerbromance January 1, 2022

Music Player Deprivation Disorder 

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.
1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

Sleep Deprivation Intoxication 

Also known as SDI.

This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.
Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.