deja vu 

there are some idiotic bastard on here, deja vu occurs when the human brain uses exactly the same thought pattern twice, this often sparks the belief that u have done the momentary action before. also, when i get deja vu it makes me feel ill like nausea, its a type of epilepsy which can cause black outs.

Tom: oh oh, deja vu...

Dave: wtf?

'tom passes out'

deja vu by tom hubbard December 28, 2005

deja vu 

a momentary infinitesimal lag in the operation of two co-active sensory nerve centers that commonly function simultaneously

IRREVELANT EXAMPLES
Girl: omg, ive just had deja vu
Boy: when, when we just kissed?
Girl: yeah !
Boy: but that's never happened before
Girl: it must've ! you were wearing a Nirvana shirt and your hair was greased!
Boy: that's my brother......

deja vu by xx~drowning.in.my.tears~xx March 16, 2005

deja vu 

the experience of thinking that a new situation had occurred before

As soon as I entered the apartment, I was sure I'd been there before. The feeling of deja vu was overwhelming.

deja vu by eminemfan101 September 5, 2013

deja vu 

A kick ass gentlemen's club.
Strip club

Yo let's go to the vu.

deja vu by showmesometitties March 22, 2005

deja vu 

When you do a 'number 2' on the toilet, and you clearly recognize things you ate, you've seen those before!

I've just had a deja vu on the toilet, I saw yesterday's peanuts again!

deja vu by Dighneaubendah October 25, 2006

deja vu 

Deja vu is a feeling of seeing something before. Of course , you can't figure out where it was though. Deja vu is a feeling of seeing something before.

Uggh i have Deja vu.
It's ok.
It's ok.

deja vu by Boorider7 November 6, 2016

deja vu 

1. the feeling of doing or seeing something that you actually have never done before.
2. KANSEI DORIFTO!

1. Wait, I had seen this in a dream before, guess it's just deja vu.
2. (eurobeat) Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go

deja vu by TotallyAHuman January 4, 2022