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The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.
“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”
The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021

public defender 

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."
"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."
public defender by Al Rossi February 18, 2007

Team Defense Fort Two 

Team defense fort two is the ultimate video activated game experience for the best video gameing interwebsite, mater cum. it is curate by volvo gameso and is funey. you have emots like russain dance, ahwaii dance, america disco, and paper paper scisrock. you can also play as nicolas cage but hes not nicoal cagg.* You hav e the hats and then you giot the boom boom pow stick like, guns, explosive, and fire. and there hats**. stay cool and always rememboar

I am being held hostage in a cellar in vermont pls help.
me; favorite gaem
friends: wot m8 you fucking *falls asleep*

me: a dammit buggin wanker face poopoo head

Team Defense Fort twoo

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.
"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

rejected definition 

What this most likely will be.

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My words never get added to urban dictionary, I'll always end up receiving a feedback rejected definition in my inbox :(

defenestration 

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.
"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."
defenestration by miss gunn April 27, 2008