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Decasexual 

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).
Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.
Decasexual by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006

Deceased Posterior 

Used to describe a something or some one that is dead ass
Yo deceased posterior this Mac and cheese is gas

Shivam (deceased)

The sky is blue.
- shivam (deceased), probably.

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.
"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased 

A term used when expressing positive emotions when something is found found agreeable, boujee and sometimes comical.
“Look at my new burkin handbag” Ooh Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

“I dropped my fake friend” Slay the house down boots Houston I’m deceased!

Deseased Rat 

You
You are such a deseased rat lol
Deseased Rat by Justajokeman September 23, 2020