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Swift Current 

Where life makes sense. Where taxes are high as the teenagers. Where the police can't shoot straight. Where you hang out at Wal-mart on a friday night to pass the time. Where you can buy freshly killed chicken from the hutterites behind the big eye for a fraction of the cost in the stores. Where a hutterite comes up to you on the street and asks if you would taste his sausage and we know what he means. Where you send your 5 year olds to walk 5 blocks in the dark in minus 20 weather to go to school. The only place in the world that doesn't even question the car running with your baby strapped in the car seat with the doors unlocked while the parent goes shopping. Where 1 out of 3 teenage girls are pregnant. Where there is a church on every corner but the christians are few and far between.
Swift Current is a great place to get stoned, get pregnant, walk in the dark at a young age and not get raped. Become a Christian, raise your kids, walk in the parks with your dog. Get your own key for the porn store. And get your lawn ordements stolen. You know, like every other city.
Swift Current by michild January 9, 2009
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current gen 

The newest generation of gaming consoles including PC's whose architecture is on par with or better than that of the most recent console releases.
Xbox One, PS4, and PC's that have as much power and gaming capabilities would all be examples of current gen systems. (As of 2014)
current gen by Dr Prochon February 19, 2014

Jafar current 

A mysterious ocean current located in the Pacific Northwest and parts of the Columbia river. It is known to exceed 20 knots.
Hey cap! We've been making 29 knots over the last hour. We must have hit the jafar current.

A current A tea 

A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.
JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

Currenthood 

The present time in your life.

The part of your life that you are living right now.
"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"

"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
Currenthood by just like honey June 12, 2018

Curren$y 

Curren$y (the Hot Spitta) is an alias of New Orleans rapper/Fashion afficianado, Shante Franklin, once a member of No Limit Records and Cash Money Records (not anymore due to delay of his debut album and increased hype of Lil Wayne) now is an independent artist one of whom founded Fly Society and now is currently paired with Mos Def and Jay Electronica in a newly formed group "Center Edge Territory". Undeniably one of the most underrated rappers of the new millenium!!!
They call me Curren$y, they know that im rich, when i go to New York im ballin but i dont play for the Knicks. {Sportscenter Vol. 1- Curren$y} (1st mixtape under No Limit)

A Current Affair 

(or ACA) A current affair show (a bit like Today Tonight) shown on Channel 9 in Australia. Hosted by Tracy Grimshaw (the one that Gordon Ramsay called an old ugly pig).
A Current Affair is just like Today Tonight, sensationalist pigs!