Cumberland sausage 

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

Cumberland sausage by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Cumberland Maryland 

A small town in western maryland made up of mainly white foke bars and history. Lots of historic stuff to see.

George washintons old cabin from the war in downtown Cumberland Maryland.

Cumberland Maryland by Mia Jensen June 23, 2008

Cumberland Pipeline

When your sibling cums into a condom and freezes it. Later, the condom is taken out of the freezer and used as a dildo.

Ian: Last night my sister wanted a Cumberland Pipeline, so I jacked off to a Hannah Montana music video.
Jen: How did your sister like it?
Ian: She still prefers the Alaskan Pipeline.

Cumberland Pipeline by AK<4 July 10, 2012

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo 

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

Cumberland Parm 

A store that sells frozen cum and Parmesan cheese.

Have you gone to Cumberland Parm recently, it smells like ass.

Cumberland Parm by Kliberty22 February 13, 2023

Cumberland Secondary School 

Cumberland is the school no one wants to go.

Its one of the deadest school in Newham and there is rarely ever fights.
Whilst walking around at break or lunch all your gonna hear is ''Personally I wouldn't have that''.
The only rated year in cumberland is year 10 and some year 8s and year 9s.
Otherwise do NOT come to this school!

Jack - Whats that school nobody likes?
Mason - Cumberland Secondary School.
Jack - Ow yeah!

Cumberland Secondary School by Therealbossman017471 December 16, 2018

Cumberland Gap 

This act is done during a Chicago Wind Tunnel. It is when you shit inbetween her tits and bust your load down to her vagina making a appalachian trail.

Sorry Jenny, you liked hiking so i thought you'd like a {Cumberland Gap}.

Cumberland Gap by ChiChi McPee January 13, 2010