The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, Chelsvig The Corduroy King owns all komodo dragons

The corduroy king is the king of corduroy

The Corduroy King by Sharkeisha Jones February 19, 2019

Furry corduroy 

When female walk and her hairy pussy make noise like the corduroy

I knew it was female (put any name) when she can up in the dark sounding of her pussy making furry corduroy noise

Furry corduroy by Burt L. Stien March 21, 2022

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

John Corduroy by Brinefender January 13, 2024

Corduroygasm 

(n). The euphoric feeling one feels when slipping on a pair of corduroy pants. Heart rate increases, while happiness increases.

Guy 1: "This morning when I put on my corduroys i was left breathless for a few seconds during a corduroygasm. Now I'm in such a good mood."

Guy 2: "Damn, I gotta get myself some corduroys!"

Corduroygasm by pringlekid March 31, 2010

corduroyed 

When people tell you you’ve been corduroyed they’re telling you you’ve been tricked/bamboozled.

Me: Guess what
Daniela: what
Me: You’ve been corduroyed!!

corduroyed by nadinator October 19, 2019

corduroids 

n. (pl.) Hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. Usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy anal traffic.

"Dude, I've been eating nothing but frozen burritos and Toaster Strudel for two weeks now, and I'm getting some pretty serious corduroids. Seriously, my asshole looks like cauliflower and I sound like Velcro every time I walk anywhere."

corduroids by DickLint October 29, 2011

cordoroy elvis

A person that should have used a condom based off all the trouble maternity caused in his life.

"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."

"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."

cordoroy elvis by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017