construction spatula 

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.

We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!

construction spatula by cjc1 November 14, 2007

Construction Language

Construction Language:

Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.

Below is an example of Construction Language at work.

"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"

- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.

Construction Language by pcph20 August 30, 2014

Construction Safari 

pretending to inspect random site equipment to look busy at work

Piet is clearly on construction Safari today

Construction Safari by Kobus Guinea June 4, 2019

Construction Worker 

A woman who uses tools to her advantage.

Dante: "Dude Allison is such a Construction Worker, she played me like card."

Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that

Dante:True

Construction Worker by Axl4325235465465 May 18, 2011

construction gay 

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.

Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.

construction gay by Benutty March 8, 2008

Construction Workers 

A gang formed by 8th grade girls in 2008. They get demerits on purpose almost everyday. To get in this gang you have to get a demerit on purpose. Their sign is a okay sign language thing. The point finger and the thumb is the "C" for construction and the other three fingers turn out to be a "W" for workers. Everyone in this group has to be sexy(: If not fuck you;; your not in it.

OMGGGG! I want to be in the Construction workers sooo badly!

DAMNNNN! look at those construction workers. They got in going on. I wish i was in it!

Construction Workers by NanneStrickland December 15, 2008

construction johnson 

Big ass penis that's doing work

Girl, he used his construction Johnson all night and I am satisfied

construction johnson by TaintSaint March 29, 2016