computanese
computanese by ijhb January 25, 2008
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computter
Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.
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She computtered while awaiting a phone call.
He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
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Computard
1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.
2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
1.
Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!
Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.
2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.
Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel
Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!
Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.
2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.
Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel
Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
Compucated
adj. portmanteau of computer and complicated
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.
"I'm going to export this csv shopping list to your Google calendar so that you can synchronize it with my tablet, and we can hit the store."
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"
Compucated by tronglodyte December 26, 2014
Computered
Computered by Prevs September 28, 2009
computarded
computarded by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011