Comb Over

Any person who is trying to hide their balding scalp with long strands of hair combed in one direction.

I don't know why he doesn't just wear a wig his comb over looks like shit.

by Rick Swank September 4, 2005

comb over

Violating the "man" act - importing hair across a pate line

Is that a veal cutlet hanging on that dude's head or is that a horrid comb over?

by Trauma Doc April 3, 2006

comb over

when a woman has an abnormally large fore-head (a.k.a. 5-head) and the man jizz's on it, then flips her hair over. thus causing it to get stuck and cover the previous "bald spot"

"Man, I gave that 5-headed bitch over there a comb over last night."

by sevleregos88 July 15, 2009

Comb Over

When you titty fuck a girl with uneven breasts. You place your dick against the small one and wrap the larger one over your dick like a comb over. Also known as "The Donald". Named after Donald Trump.

Bro- I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck the girl that lost her boob to cancer...

Dude- You'd have to use her small boob for support and wrap the bigger one over your dick like a comb over!!

by Kevy-D August 22, 2011

Comb Over

any fat man with red hair that teaches english

Mr Neese

by Corey Holsapple December 17, 2003

Comb Over

Any part of the human hair which has also been called a part.

This means you! David Simpson

by Leigh and Ben October 30, 2003

Comb-Over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."

"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."

by Ajax Dunn January 3, 2009