A fun nighttime activity. Under the cover of darkness a man or woman sneaks into a morgue with a shoehorn, white mask, and a tuna grinder. Only after finding a deceased woman can the wild sex begin. The shoehorn is only necessary if the corpse’s pussy has become too stiff for penetration.

“Can cold cuts give cold sores?”

Cold Cuts by Nob April 28, 2004

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cold cutting

the process of getting take away drinks from a coffee shop and then sitting at outside tables or on the pavement in the middle of winter to avoid paying the ridiculously high VAT rate in the UK.

Guy 1: mate i really want a coffee but im like 20p short
Guy 2: thats cool man we can just do some cold cutting at starbucks
Guy 1: but its so cold!

cold cutting by .brownie March 2, 2011

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coldcutcooter

A vagina that resembles coldcuts hanging out of a toothless persons gummy smile.

Her coldcutcooter looke nasty, I did not even hit it .
I cant believe that hotchick has arbypoon a.k.a. coldcutcooter.

coldcutcooter by StarTreader November 30, 2015

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coldcut

1. A legendary british dance duo, who made possibly the best song against any government ever, titled not so originally: "Revolution".

2. Cold Cut Ham

1. MAN I JUST GOT TO SEE COLDCUT LIVE! THEY ARE HAWESOMEZ!

2. I would like a pound of ham..

coldcut by Zipwolf July 3, 2005

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