Cloud Cuckoo Land
Cloud Cuckoo Land by LaylaRose March 18, 2010
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Jean Claude van Deuce
The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Jean Claude van Deuce by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019
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cloud baby
A fart or air bagel, when released, that resembles the volume of a baby or makes the noise of a crying child. These are handy to release next to people with children, hopefully followed by a comment like "I just released a giant cloud baby".
cloud baby by jrsmyth June 24, 2014
Put it in the cloud
A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
Put it in the cloud by archyis August 28, 2009
St. Cloud Supersoaker
The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."
St. Cloud Supersoaker by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021
on cloud nine
on cloud nine by Dcvr December 4, 2013
cloud hair
The old (codger) cut off the top of his hat so that he could free up and proudly display his cloud hair.
cloud hair by Thirston Howell January 10, 2015