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Chopping the Straddle 

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.
I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

Chopping board chest 

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup
Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

Chopping Onions 

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
Chopping Onions by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

Chopping lumber 

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
Chopping lumber by Snipervert March 3, 2010

chopping wood 

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

chopping log 

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs
well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs
chopping log by Chris13 February 6, 2008