dick choked 

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.

My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.

dick choked by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

Almost choked on my cereal by fuckfreud October 12, 2019

Man Choked 

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.

- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers

Man Choked by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020

fur choked crack 

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

fur choked crack by D Biggums June 10, 2022

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit! by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

i choked it 

When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.

Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!

i choked it by kheekis April 14, 2010

Half-choked 

You choke but at the same time you don't choke

Oh SHIT I half-choked

Half-choked by Itszaksixx November 19, 2017