You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

Chicken Shit Assholes 

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

Chicken Shit Assholes by Tksv96 November 24, 2011

chicken shit bastard 

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.

50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.

chicken shit bastard by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006

Chicken Shit Bullshit 

Harmless shenanigans pestering only the Tourettes Guy.

Tourette's Guy: I ain't got time for this chicken shit bullshit!
Richard Cheese: Yeah, well that's because you are crazy and you have Tourette's Syndrome.
Tourette's Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

Chicken Shit Bullshit by Richard Penis roger February 19, 2010

watermelon fried chicken shit

When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.

Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!

watermelon fried chicken shit by Pollup December 25, 2007

chickenskin dufflebag 

ballsack, scrotum, genitals

My testicles sit in my chickenskin dufflebag!

chickenskin dufflebag by JohnnyGuy December 19, 2007

chicken shit bullshit 

A more interesting and exaggerated form of "bullshit" made famous by Danny the Tourettes Guy (RIP)

"I aint got time for this chicken shit bullshit!!!!"

chicken shit bullshit by Whirlybird January 11, 2008