Cauliflower Vagina 

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

Cauliflower Vagina by merk_frost May 29, 2012

cauliflower ears 

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

cauliflower ears by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

Cauliflower Biff by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

Cauliflower Cock 

you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

Cauliflower Cock by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009

Cauliflower Clam 

A vagina that is infested with genital warts

"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"

Cauliflower Clam by amos quito May 2, 2005

cauliflower warts 

When someone's genital warts are as big as and look like cauliflower from your refridgerator.

She's got like 20 cauliflower warts under there.

cauliflower warts by John Plato June 11, 2008

Cauliflower Face 

It is some with a very wrinkly face that resembles a cauliflower floret.

A Cauliflower face is a wrinkly old lady who's arch nemesis is cheese sauce

Cauliflower Face by Cheese sauce June 30, 2009