carve the pumpkin 

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.

"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."

carve the pumpkin by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018

Carve someone a new Blowhole 

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

Carve someone a new Blowhole by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

Carve Your Name Into Her Walls 

Having Sex with someone

Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?

Carve Your Name Into Her Walls by The_lamp_guy October 10, 2020

carve daddy

A middle aged man that gets into snowboarding later in life but doesn't jib, just has really good carve technique.

That carve daddy has some smooth turns.

carve daddy by Jombaclat November 11, 2025

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? 

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? by phil atio April 13, 2008

You Carve Fast 

To work quickly in the act of chatting up

Two men in a club, who see an attractive female. Man A approaches the woman, and within seconds he has pulled. Later, in admiration, Man B compliments Man A's quick skills by saying "you carve fast"

You Carve Fast by Deadferrets May 14, 2008

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

You make my ass want to carve stove wood by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007