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White Caper 

Australian slang for a white woman, tanning nude, face up.
"Aw mate, we're going to the beach today to look for some white capers."
White Caper by R.P.M. November 7, 2005

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

Cottonelle Caper 

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.

groupon caper

An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.
Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.
groupon caper by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020

Convergys Caper

An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.
I got up to use the toilet and my seat was taken when I got back. There it is…the convergys caper!

Japer The Caper

"Hey look it's Japer the Caper!!!!!! He's amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Japer The Caper by Japerthecaper December 5, 2023