bristle 

It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Bristle me, David, bristle me!

-What's that?

-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?

-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.

*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*

-Thank you. I am sated.

*natural post-coital silence*

-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?

bristle by Oscar Wilde 69 January 3, 2014

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

brittles by asshole April 1, 2005

Bristle Wank 

Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.

In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!

Bristle Wank by levileslie April 13, 2015

Cock Bristle 

A considerably thick and long strand of hair hanging off of the shaft of a penis.

Dude my cock bristle is making my balls itch.

Cock Bristle by Authura March 21, 2010

Bristle Gag 

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.

:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning

Bristle Gag by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Brissles 

Brissles is the one person that every thinks about when they are alone at night. He is dependable and his southern charm makes him look like a genius among the crowd. Sometimes he plays bass so hard, the women literally run at him screaming.

Guy: "Holy shit, look at Brissles go, he has like 10 bitches all up in his shit."

Brissles by Da Saint o'knowledge October 3, 2013

Bristley sprung flap 

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.

My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.

Bristley sprung flap by Bazildog November 4, 2020