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Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome 

Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.
-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.
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Satan's Bowels

one of the most intense bongs I've smoked, with the entirety resembling the shape of the bowels of Satan.
"Pass me Satan's Bowels!"

"Pack a bowl in Satan's Bowels"

"Satan's Bowels got me RIPPED!!!"
Satan's Bowels by chelliem July 12, 2009

Whitaker's Bowl 

A group of men cum into seperate beakers, a taste-tester tries each. THe one with the worst tasting jizz must consume the rest.
Wow, Richard had really bad tasting jizz, I had to try to swallow it without gagging
Whitaker's Bowl by Gypsy McBummer September 8, 2005

Satan's bowl 

I hope the Glasgow Celtic win at satan's bowl tonight
Satan's bowl by jerryvcx May 12, 2011

pandora`s bowl 

On any bathroom, when you are unlucky enough to lift a seat cover and find that it's full of s**t.
bro 1: bro, went to the john and dang! I opened pandora`s bowl. What a s****y day this is..

bro 2: There goes my lunch..
pandora`s bowl by etomack September 27, 2010

Kaphf's bowl 

A guy with a bowl cut who usually is salty and on his man period
"Damn have you seen Kaphf's bowl?"
Kaphf's bowl by _Dat_Boi__ September 5, 2016

Ben's Chili Bowels 

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"