bonnet rocker 

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.

My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.

bonnet rocker by Marica Linn May 25, 2020

Bonnet ripper 

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

Bonnet ripper by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Bonnet touch 

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.

‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan

Bonnet touch by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022

Bonnet dung 

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

Bonnet dung by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

bonnet bait 

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.

You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!

bonnet bait by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024

Bonnet Dung 

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

Bonnet Dung by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

meat bonnet 

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.

last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.

meat bonnet by shades1 March 4, 2011