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Butt Bongos

When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
Butt Bongos by Jeff Ashton April 15, 2005
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Anal Bongos

Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!
Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.

Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.
Anal Bongos by Xider May 13, 2005

Chorus like Mama Joe's bongos 

A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.

big bongos 

Some big bitch with some giant TITTIES.

( 0 Y 0 )---- (i used pepperoni nips for demonstrative purpose)
1.) I GOT BIG BONGOS BOIU.
2.) I GOT BITCHES ON MY WILLY.
big bongos by BigNippleLover6970 January 3, 2014

bangin bongos

the act of hitting your girlfriends or wifes boobs like bongo drums
i played my girlfriend bangin bongos style

Congo Bongos 

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.
Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.
Congo Bongos by MidwestDW November 14, 2014

Jazzy Bongos 

Show us your jazzy bongos!!!
Jazzy Bongos by drushy July 30, 2011