Boneyard beauty

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.

That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!

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boneyard bound

As many writers have said, ala Hemingway and Ginsberg, all things are headed for eventual death.

Ginsberg sang with William F. Buckley sang "for the boneyard bound."

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Any sexual act involving or taking place in a pre-1964 automobile.

The other night, we got crazy Boneyard style.

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Where some people have an orgy in a Boneyard or cin other words a cemetary. usually at night.

Are you going to that boneyard orgy?

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A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

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a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

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girl who has has been boned so many times,she has more bones than a graveyard.

Every time you have sex with her its like a trip to the cemetery.She 'boned' so many guys,she is a boneyard.

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