The act of putting your whole mouth around the rim of a pint glass and slamming back the beer. The sudden rush of beer in your mouth will cause your checks to expand like a blowfish.

That girl has a huge mouth. I bet she could blowfish a beer easily.

Blowfish by The_mayor_of_canada May 4, 2019

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Blowfish

A fish in the Tetraodontidae family that lives in the Indian Ocean, and other subtropical bodies of water. This fish contrary to belief does not blow itself up but rather performs mouth congress to passing scuba divers/snorkelers.

I was swimming in the tropics and suddenly a Blowfish started tugging at my swimsuit fly!

Blowfish by OzzieTrump August 4, 2019

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Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.

Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.

Blowfish by Whitevanroofers May 8, 2024

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Blowfish Face

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter.

Blowfish Face by roc18 July 30, 2011

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