Blackjack 

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjack and hookers 

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003

Blackjacking 

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.

Blackjacking by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009

Blackjack Rating 

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

Blackjack Rating by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

dreamgirl blackjack 

A prank game invented by Zack Parsons and friends. It was later posted on SomethingAwful.Com. The objective of the game is appear as a dream girl on an online chat and begin to lay as many "cards" which include disturbing little facts that keep increasing in their level of disturbing until the other chatter leaves. The person who wins is the one who can lay as many cards until the other chatter leaves.

"Auron86: so what kind of music u like?

Heather: oh a little bit of everything

Auron86: lol havy metal?

Heather: awww that reminds me of my lil sis :(

Auron86: whats wrong???

Heather: she's just a little baby and last week she was sleeping in her crib and one of our ferrets got in the crib with her and chewed off her nose.

Auron86: OMG" ~Zack Parsons, Dreamgirl Blackjack Article on SomethingAwful.com

dreamgirl blackjack by Tsumagel May 8, 2010

Blackjackitis

When you skip work to go to the casino and gamble.

Dan couldn't make it to work on Thursday. He had a bad case of blackjackitis.

Blackjackitis by Ryguy639 September 7, 2018