Montana Blackburn 

A "Montana Blackburn" is when a man takes a shit early in the morning, but doesn't wipe his ass, then puts on tighty-whiteys. Late in the day, when he's having sex in the doggystyle position, he takes his shit-stained underwear and wraps it over her face, or across her mouth, and proceeds to fuck her while pulling on it.

"Man, I gave her such a nasty "Montana Blackburn" last night, she had to brush her teeth afterwards."

Montana Blackburn by Mr. Mister M September 18, 2009

Backburner Bastard 

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.

Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.

Backburner Bastard by Lacey666 November 30, 2011

Blackburn 

The act of having a massive stool movement over a long period of time. Generally the movement would last half an hour at a minimum and the bowl evacuee would loose anywhere between 2-4kg in weight.

* I'm gonna go do a Blackburn, see you in an hour.

* Holy Miley Cyrus! I just did a Blackburn and I think I need stitches.

Blackburn by WITYC February 18, 2010

Blackburn 

To go limp on a chick.

Hey man I was so drunk last night, all i could do was blackburn Shaniqua and pass out.

Blackburn by Pimphand strong September 30, 2013

Blackburn Rovers

A decent team with a terrible manager and awful owners.
they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?

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Blackburn Rovers by dzap787 November 22, 2011

blackburn rovers

a football team supported by bastard fans, in premier league for the time being. Based in a shithole (see blackburn) and have sold their best player to chelsea. The shit bastards

"lets hope blackburn rovers get relegated so we can have 6 points next season"

blackburn rovers by mister burnley March 23, 2004

Flaming Boston Backburner

Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.

After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.

Flaming Boston Backburner by RenderMaker November 28, 2007