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making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.
Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

Big White 

a nickname given to a person who loves to play with boys and is usaly a little over weight.
"Good morning Big White. who's kid did you take last night?"
Big White by LoneWolfSniper April 2, 2010

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone 

To throw up; to vomit.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

Big White Cat 

Another name for cocaine, particularly a bump or enough to share with a small group.
yo, we hittin up Sadie's party. You gonna bring your big white cat?
Big White Cat by squawkbirb December 21, 2018

don't eat the big white mint 

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.
They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven