Skip to main content
“Bennis” AKA “Bennisball” is the latest sport to dominate the Gran Canarian Landscape. Named and Created by Andy Akka & Andy Parle.
This game is not Basketball 🏀

It is not Football
It is not Tennis
It’s Bennis!!!!!!

Court dimensions is half a Tennis court with a Basketball Net at one end and a Five a side goal at the other.

If you are fortunate enough to find a place who did not have enough room for a tennis court and set up as described above then you have found Bennis.
Locations found so far have been in Maspalomas at Parque Nogal.

“Crazy Bennis” involves playing an 18 hole crazy golf setup in a two metre allyway prior to Bennis to decide who starts in goal and who starts at the Basket end.

Rules of engagement:
1st find out who starts with the Crazy Golf
2nd You cannot cross the halfway line until you score to swap sides
3rd Kickoff from Basketball side if you score swap sides
4th if saved and you keep the ball you can shoot from up to the halfway line to score a point. (goals do not count as points, only to swap sides)
Holy shit is that as Bennis Court?

That court looks fucking ridiculous,
Lets have a game :)
Bennis by Daflyguy December 21, 2020
To act ina perfect manner - Almost God-Like
He must belong to the cult Bennism because he is perfect
Bennism by Ben Austwick January 27, 2005

bennison 

The sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

He has a huge penis and is a god in the bedroom.

Any girlfriend of his is one of the luckiest girls in the world.
Her boyfriend is a bennison, she's so lucky!
bennison by Irakoind September 21, 2013
Slang term to cock, scallywag, penis.

Popularized online.
When he stood up to give his presentation his bennis was raging up a storm
bennis by Hukani April 29, 2005
The act of banging a college chick raw dawg at a family party.
Guy 1: How was the family party?

Guy 2: Awesome! I Bennis'd this chick from Umass Lowell!
Bennis by Marshvegas July 23, 2010
when a males penis is below 2 inches it is refered to as a Bennis
Alice : "So i sucked ben off last night"
Becky:"How was it?"
Alice:"Well he has a bit of a Bennis"
Bennis by Almighty cheese January 3, 2019