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Beezer Skeet 

A term that is used as acknowledgement to something you find pleasing.
Mom: "Your dinner is ready"
Son: "Beezer Skeet ya slutbag ill be back soon"

Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.
Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer
Talking beezer by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

goobly-weezer-beezer 

Found in BFB’s Goiky Language, it usually means that somebody is shocked or surprised.
Gaty: You know that those levers don’t do anything right?
Nickel: Goobly-weezer-beezer! I never knew that!

Bop on the beezer 

To hit someone on the nose !
If you're not careful I'll give you a bop on the beezer.

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter
Aidan is a beeterskeeter