Bleached Beetroot 

A play on words of music group the Bloody Beetroots.
A bleached beetroot is anyone with white/yellow bleached blonde hair who is either naturally very red or incredibly sunburnt.

"dude she would be such a looker if she wasn't a bleached beetroot."

"no.. never"

Bleached Beetroot by darkrednails January 29, 2010

beetroot band 

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

beetroot band by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014

Beetrooty 

When someone can't stop laughing and their face goes beetrooty.

She was laughing so much her face was the colour of beetroot! In fact! she was beetrooty! Proper!

Beetrooty by BeetrootTea March 4, 2016

Beetroot 

An abusive sexual relationship, with 'beet' meaning to beat, and root meaning to have sex with them.

"Did you hear about Jayden and Emily? Their relationship was totally beetroot"

Beetroot by tisgrc June 5, 2016

Beetroot 

Making someone beetroot is making them angry so they go red in the face.

I fink we do it more cuz of how much it makes Tory cunts beetroot.

Beetroot by bewild July 4, 2017

beetroot heed 

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'

beetroot heed by Street wise sally November 6, 2017

beetrootle 

Beetrootle is when a man with beetroots gets poked by a loonitic and he goes all crazy like a drunken orc hulk destroying everything in its path, meanwhile everyone else will look at the beetrootled man like he's the actual loonitic.

"OmGggg YOU TOUCheD My bEETROOT FARM!!1!1!11!!! IIN MOT PLAYING WIHT YUO AgaINN!!!!11!1!!" and that's the point when the man got beetrootled.

beetrootle by Vay123 December 19, 2017