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*a miraculous whimsical ballad*

-sounds sort of like a doo doo da dooo, but higher quality.
-species of corinne.
-up to 22 people around universe now. MOUTH DROPPING STATS!!!
-description: hides in trees and throws grapefruit at peoples heads. Dissapears in the trees.
-Theme Song: "We're the grapefruit throwing singasong people."
Corinne: hey what's your species?
Harrison: im part of the nifty human species...what's your species?
Corinne: *sings*....*a miraculous whimsical ballad* and thats the ACTUAL species.
Harrison: haha really?..niice. hey corinne what's your species?
Corinne: *sings as identically as before* *a miraculous whimsical ballad*
Harrison: hahahaha
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Dance Ballad 

There is only a few tunes that qualify for such status , not necessarily keeping to the traditional form of a ballad these tunes are in there owen right possibly greater than any ballad every composed.
special D, Da Ru sandstorm, Zombie nation all qualify for Dance Ballad status .

Wank Ballad 

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.
"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."
Wank Ballad by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018

FranSpañol Ballad 

The name is a portmanteau of France and Español, a sub-genre of the French-Español style of Latin ballad. Also referred to "ballade romatique ,French)" and "balada romántica, Spanish)" a derivative of Bolero, originating from FranSpañol speaking communities of France, Spain, Canada, Central Africa, Haiti and the French Caribbean countries, sung, and performed by a solo singer accompanied usually by live instrumentals or backing tracks.

Typical instruments are:
Accordions trumpet, trombone, Double bass, orchestra, timbales, Flute, Acoustic guitar, Saxophone, vibraphone, Modern synthesizer,, Tombone, Backing track, DAW, Sampler, Electric Guitar, Bass guitar, Piano/Keyboard/Keytar, KeyBass, Hooks/ Lyrical melodies and Harmonies, Vocal, Backing Vocals, Ostinatos, Rap-Singing.

Just like most Ibero-America ballad song , most FranSpañol Ballad are typically dance to a slow tempo.
And the lyrics of FranSpañol Ballad songs typically focus on romantic love.

A notable label of this kind of FranSPañol Ballad is Negre Marron Records which was founded in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.
Her FranSPañol Ballad Cover of (Buenas Noches Mi Amor) by Dalida have been viewed over a million time on Youtube.

CreoSpañol Ballad

The name is a portmanteau of Creole and Español.

The Creole-style of Spanish love song, often referred to "balada romántica" (Español) or
"balad romantik" in Haitian Creole.

A derivative of Bolero, originating from Ibero-American communities such as Spain, sung, and performed by solo or duo singers of Haitian origin
Accompanied by live instrumentals or backing tracks.

Typical instruments are:
Acoustic guitar, Accordions, Trumpet, Trombone, Violin, Double bass, Orchestra, Timbales, Flute, Saxophone, vibraphone, Modern synthesizer, Backing track, DAW, Sampler, Electric Guitar, Bass guitar, Piano/Keyboard/Keytar, KeyBass, Hooks/ Lyrical melodies and Harmonies, Vocal, Backing Vocals, Ostinatos, Rap-Singing.

Just like most Ibero-American ballad songs , most CreoSpañol Ballads are typically danced to slow tempo with a 3/4 beat.
The tempo typically falls between 80 and 104 beats per minute.
And the lyrics of CreoSpañol Ballad songs typically focus on romantic love.

A notable label of this kind of CreoSpañol Ballad is Negre Marron Records which was founded in New York City 2018 by René Guemps.
Her CreoSpañol Ballad version of (BÉSAME MUCHO) is "Ambrase M Ankò."

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf 

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream 

A true story written in novel style by Ben Stein (of win Ben Sltein's money) published in 1982. In the story "Lenny Brown"is a pseudonymous character representing Steins real life friend. Lenny is a real 'go getter' into real estate and finance deals. His career arc is on a stratospheric rise when he and his wife Linda move to la to pursue his dreams.at first Lenny seems to have it all: beautiful wife. Gorgeous mansion in the "Hollywood Hills"the requisite black bottom pool.and a career that is on fire! Then through a series of financial mishaps Lenny s life falls apart. He becomes addicted to 'ludes. Loses his wife and mansion and follows a downward spiral which ends in a 1room 'walkup' in Venice Beach
Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream may be a little dated but it's message about drug addiction remains relevant to this day.