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awesomize 

I am going to awesomize this jeans jacket and felt pen "Megadeath" on the back
awesomize by the awesomnator November 26, 2003

Scale of awesomeness 

The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.

10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.

It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"

Awesomenessicity

Of great awesomeness; Highest level of awesome. Originally awesome, "ness" has been added to emphasize the greatness, also making it a noun. "icity" added to even further emphasizing it.
Diego and Jordan are the perfect example of living awesomenessicity.

awesomeness test 

1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.

2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.
1) When she let him pick which club to go to, he thought that she must really be into him, but in reality she was just giving him an awesomeness test.

2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.
awesomeness test by Megsi October 17, 2005

awesomenessest 

clearly the best word ever...describes the most bestest things in the world.
"Hannah is the most awesomenessest person ever :)"
awesomenessest by Hannah G May 16, 2007

awesomeness in action 

After hearing Lauren & KC's song 'Rollin in da Money', everyone exclaimed, "Wow! That song is awesomeness in action!"