Singles Awareness Day 

Celebrated or more like grieved on Valentine's day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. You get the point.

Singles Awareness Day helped me realize how much of a loser I am.

Singles Awareness Day by wyldthinker February 25, 2008

Singles Awareness Day 

Valentine's Day for single people. I heard about it from a friend.

(a three way phone conversation)
Girl 1: Hi girls!
Girl 2/Single Girl: Hi!
Girl 1(to girl 2): Happy Valentine's Day!(Now directed toward Single Girl)Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Singles Awareness Day by TheBlackMew February 18, 2007

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

Situational Awareness 

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

Situational Awareness by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

suicide awareness month 

hey!! it's september :) you know what that means, suicide awareness month! not no simp september, that is not valid at all. i am proud of all of you that are still alive to this day, please do not do it, there's people that love you and need you <3 mwah

hi <3 it's suicide awareness month, hope you're doing well and don't give up!!

suicide awareness month by justabeeezzz September 1, 2021

toilet seat awareness 

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.

Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.

toilet seat awareness by dviv November 12, 2011

National Singles Awareness day 

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

National Singles Awareness day by Zach Bess February 14, 2008