Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

Assmonkey by avaquato January 15, 2004

assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass

you fucking assmonkey

assmonkey by gfb4life November 8, 2016

assmonkey

Donald Trump Junior

All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!

assmonkey by oxytocynic_official November 15, 2021

assmonkey tagger 

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook

"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!

assmonkey tagger by puss_boots November 28, 2009

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey 

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmonk 

a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning.

Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk!

assmonk by fdsfwew May 30, 2008