Taking it up the ass 

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

Taking it up the ass by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005

cum it up ur ass 

instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"

gary: ur gay man

jeff: get some bread

gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt

cum it up ur ass by Leo from the projects February 2, 2007

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS 

A rude phrase.

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS by TheDofToca February 3, 2023

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

it gets up my ass 

When something annoys you

When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass

it gets up my ass by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019

It's up your ass 

Something you say for a joke.

Your friend where is it?
it's up your ass!

It's up your ass by It's up your ass! September 26, 2018

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ by Senapi April 21, 2021