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thick as shit 

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.
"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"
thick as shit by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007

slick as shit 

His plan went as slick as shit.
slick as shit by norby gerstel November 7, 2003

beat as shit 

something thats beat and shitty at the same time
Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit
beat as shit by chillssss October 12, 2009

Frail as shit 

one who is incredibly weak and submits to tasks such as baking, cooking or cleaning. frail as shit also refers to a lack of physical strength and inability to stand up for yourself
Bobby: I'm hungry, make me a sandwich.
Katie: Fine, what kind
Bobby : Doesn't matter, but make it quick
Katie leaves
Dan: Damn, katie is frail as shit

dumb as shit 

A complete idiot. Seeing as shit doesn't have a brain, the person being compared to it could be called a mindless moron.
(online gaming)
Player 1: OmFg i am so gosu i just pwned the newbs!11!! 1337 h4x0rz!!1 ^^
Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.
dumb as shit by grab October 10, 2003

stupid as shit 

something that is slow or worthless, or someone who is slow or makes horrible decisions. derived from the zero intelligence intrinsic of fecal matter.
stupid as shit by wb October 29, 2001